If you cheat on ya girl once a month
that’s only 12/365 days…You still 97%
faithful. That’s an A+
Topic: adult humor
Adult humor jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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Cheating Once a Month
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A Guy Who Uses Toys During Sex
HER: I LIKE A GUY WHO
USES TOYS DURING SEX
ME: *SHOOTS NURF GUN AT
HER BUTTHOLE DURING SEX*
HER: -
A Question About a Family Photo
Question: Who poses w/their wife, however, puts their
arm around their daughter with a hand on her butt, and
has a mistress in the same photo?
Evangelicals: “God’s Anointed” -
Grimace’s Name
THAT MOMENT YOU REALIZE
GRIMACE IS A GIANT BUTTPLUG
THEN SUDDENLY YOU
REALIZE HOW HE GOT HIS NAME
