Topic: adult humor

She asks him, “How long have you been here?”

“10 years,” he says.

She asks, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”

“10 years.”

She unzips a little pocket and takes out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. She lights one up for him and hands it to him. As he takes a puff, she says, “How long has it been since you’ve had a shot of whiskey?”

“10 years,” he says.

She unzips another pocket, takes out a silver flask, and hands it to him. Then she asks, “How long has it been since you’ve played around?” and starts unzipping the front of her wetsuit.

He gets very excited and says, “10 years. I can’t believe you have a set of clubs in there!”

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double. ‘What’s that?’ I asked. ‘It’s a mother-and-daughter threesome,’ she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, ‘No, I haven’t.’

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, ‘Tonight’s your lucky night.’ We went back to her place.

We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, ‘Mom… you still awake?’