According to that song, the waiting is the hardest part. I’m guessing that’s why they hire fluffers.
Topic: adult humor
Adult humor jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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After watching a porn movie, I can never recall the entire plot
After watching a porn movie, I can never recall the entire plot — I just remember a few snatches.
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Now that “Cyber Monday” shopping is out of the way, I’m ready
Now that “Cyber Monday” shopping is out of the way, I’m ready for all the great sex toy deals available during “Titty-rific Tuesday.”
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“You CAN Go Fuck Yourself!” – AutoerotiCon 2014 Seminar
“You CAN Go Fuck Yourself!” – AutoerotiCon 2014 Seminar
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This is the age of knowing what you’re made of. If you’re using
This is the age of knowing what you’re made of. If you’re using Viagra, you should already know that you
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I tell people to have a nice fucking day, unless they’re one of
I tell people to have a nice fucking day, unless they’re one of my pornstar friends. Then I like to tell them to have a nice day fucking.
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Flappuccino
What is the female equivalent of teabagging?
A flappuccino.
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Head Cleaner
Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.
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Flapaccino: The Female Teabag Twist
What do you call the female version of teabagging?
A flapaccino
