I didn’t know that lethargy was a symptom of Lyme disease in cats. Holy smokes! My cat has had Lyme disease his entire life!
Topic: animals
Animal jokes, pet memes, wildlife weirdness, and creature-based chaos for anyone who suspects nature has been trolling us this whole time.
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My dog and I probably need to seek relationship counseling.
My dog and I probably need to seek relationship counseling. I’m looking for nurturing, playful companionship and he’s preoccupied chasing tail.
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They say that unless you’re the lead dog, the view never changes.
They say that unless you’re the lead dog, the view never changes. But it’s not really that bad if the bitch in front of you has a great ass.
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If the ’70s song “Wildfire” makes you all weepy when you hear it on the radio, just do
If the ’70s song “Wildfire” makes you all weepy when you hear it on the radio, just do what I do: Sing along, but change the horse’s name to “Numbnuts.”
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It turns out you can lead a horse to water *and* make it drink, but you have to load it
It turns out you can lead a horse to water *and* make it drink, but you have to load it up with really salty popcorn for an hour or two before.
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It’s pointless to watch “The Wizard of Oz” with your dog.
It’s pointless to watch “The Wizard of Oz” with your dog. He can’t sniff Toto’s butt and he completely misses the cinematography change from black and white to color.
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Okay, so if not in the mouth, where exactly should one look a gift horse?
Okay, so if not in the mouth, where exactly should one look a gift horse?
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The other day, I was reminded of the old cowboy saying that goes, “You can fry a fish in
The other day, I was reminded of the old cowboy saying that goes, “You can fry a fish in a pan of gunpowder, but that don’t make it AHHHHHHH, MY CHAPS ARE ON FIRE!!!” I can’t quite remember what made me think of it, but I recall I was texting on the highway at the time.
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Sure, the early bird gets the worm, but the early fish gets both the worm AND the hook.
Sure, the early bird gets the worm, but the early fish gets both the worm AND the hook.
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Then again, is there any use NOT beating a dead horse??
Then again, is there any use NOT beating a dead horse??
