“Wheel of Fortune” Ancient Egypt Week: “Is there anything that looks like two birds trying to kill a snake, Pat?”
Topic: animals
Animal jokes, pet memes, wildlife weirdness, and creature-based chaos for anyone who suspects nature has been trolling us this whole time.
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The difference between a cat and a dog: One acts like he can’t possibly live without
The difference between a cat and a dog: One acts like he can’t possibly live without you; the other acts like he would be willing to give it a shot.
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I just saw a possum riding an armadillo.
I just saw a possum riding an armadillo. I don’t know if I should call animal control or start my own backyard circus.
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Okay, dog, here’s the deal: I’ll teach you how to use a can opener, and you teach me how
Okay, dog, here’s the deal: I’ll teach you how to use a can opener, and you teach me how to lick my balls. /@rmfnord
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I may not ever make it big in rap, but I’m damn sure I’m the coolest cat to ever rhyme
I may not ever make it big in rap, but I’m damn sure I’m the coolest cat to ever rhyme “rutabaga” with “tacos which were made by Daniel Ortega.”
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I can’t decide if my book about ponies on heroin should be called “Horses Do Horse, Of
I can’t decide if my book about ponies on heroin should be called “Horses Do Horse, Of Course, Of Course” or “They Shoot Up Horses, Don’t They?”
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I had to cat sit this weekend for Erwin Schrodinger.
I had to cat sit this weekend for Erwin Schrodinger. I may or may not have some bad news for him.
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Tigers’ False Eyes
Tigers have “false eyes” on the back of their ears to discourage predators from attacking them from behind
I am slightly less terrified of tigers and 1000x more terrified of whatever the fuck a tiger considers a predator
That Bitch Carole Baskins
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Joe Exotic and Elmo
Straight men addicted to meth
Joe Exotic
Americans shocked that a tiger is only $2000
