Topic: food

Food jokes, snack memes, kitchen crimes, restaurant disasters, and edible nonsense for people who laugh first and check expiration dates later.

  • Grilling Steak Mom

    Grilling Steak Mom

    YOU SEE SON, GRILLING A GOOD STEAK IS A LOT LIKE YOUR MOM

    ONCE IT STARTS BLEEDING, IT’S TIME TO FLIP HER OVER TO THE BROWN SIDE.

  • Subway 6 Inches

    Subway 6 Inches

    Never date a chick that works at subway

    She knows what 6 inches really looks like

  • Biscuits And Gravy

    Biscuits And Gravy

    I’LL DO ANYTHING YOUR WIFE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DO, BABY.

    CAN YOU MAKE BISCUITS AND GRAVY?

  • Monster In Bed Not Specific

    Monster In Bed Not Specific

    When you said you were a monster in bed, but didn’t get specific

  • One Shot Tequila Mcdonalds

    One Shot Tequila Mcdonalds

    Fuck it, one shot of tequila won’t hurt

    3 hours later:

    Man Kicked Out Of McDonalds For Putting His D*ck In A Burger And Yelling THIS IS REAL MEAT, YOU F*CKERS!

  • Pizza Rolls Cool Off

    Pizza Rolls Cool Off

    When you don’t let the pizza rolls cool off

  • Fat Bottomed Girls Freddie

    Fat Bottomed Girls Freddie

    Her: He’s probably thinking about fat bottomed girls

    Him:

  • Constipated Memory

    Constipated Memory

    Constipated woman ‘lost 10 years of memory’ after straining too hard on toilet

    me coming out of the chipotle bathroom:

    I have no memory of this place.

  • Spicy Butt Pancakes

    Spicy Butt Pancakes

    DEEP THOUGHT: Why is spicy the only flavor my butt can detect?

    Why can’t I eat pancakes and then 14 hours later be like OOH PANCAKES AGAIN

  • White Person Spicy Salad

    White Person Spicy Salad

    White person: Wow this sure is spicy!

    Me: It’s a salad

    White person: The sauce is burning me up

    Me: …the ranch?

    White Person: Ow ouch ouch