Topic: food

Food jokes, snack memes, kitchen crimes, restaurant disasters, and edible nonsense for people who laugh first and check expiration dates later.

  • Lick-A-Chick

    Lick-A-Chick

    LICK-A-CHICK DRIVE IN RESTAURANT

    3 km AHEAD

    Best FRIED CHICKEN On The Island

  • Where Did You Learn That

    Where Did You Learn That

    HER: OMG where did you learn how to do that?

    ME: (wishbone pulling)

  • Stoned Dennys Next Right

    Stoned Dennys Next Right

    YOU’RE STONED. IT’S 3 A.M. NOTHING ELSE IS OPEN. NEXT RIGHT

    Denny’s

  • Asshole Always Hurts

    Asshole Always Hurts

    ME: I don’t understand why my Asshole always hurts.

    Also ME: (spicy food and priest collage)

  • Whoopee Cushion Gravy

    Whoopee Cushion Gravy

    A whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke

  • Hello Little Butthole

    Hello Little Butthole

    The last thing you ate is what you have to name him

    Hello little butthole

  • I Miss Her So Much Bro

    I Miss Her So Much Bro

    The heart wants what the nose remembers.

  • They Prefer to Eat Out

    Why don’t lesbians ever get their pizza delivered? They prefer to eat out.

  • Chunky Peanut Butter

    Chunky Peanut Butter

    David Veltri @Veltrida

    i don’t wanna be rude, but i’ve gathered enough info in my life to know that people who like chunky peanut butter like to be choked during sex

  • I Feel Grate

    I Feel Grate

    I KNOW ITS CHEESY

    BUT I FEEL GRATE