Topic: food

Food jokes, snack memes, kitchen crimes, restaurant disasters, and edible nonsense for people who laugh first and check expiration dates later.

  • Killing It on Harmonica

    Killing It on Harmonica

    me: [absolutely killing it on harmonica]

    taco bell cashier: are you gonna order

  • Both Sexes Pringles Can

    Both Sexes Pringles Can

    Both sexes can fuck a Pringles can, but neither can do it well.

  • Medicinal Pizza

    Medicinal Pizza

    When the doctor asks what you’re taking for depression

    6 Medicinal Pizza

  • Never Heard of Herbivore

    Never Heard of Herbivore

    I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.

    You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.

  • Bacon Cheeseburgers Are Made

    Bacon Cheeseburgers Are Made

    For you city folks, this is how bacon cheeseburgers are made.

  • Family of Four

    Family of Four

    I was assigned female at birth and identify as a woman, but according to the back of the Kraft mac and cheese box I’m a family of four

  • Cooking With Semen

    Cooking With Semen

    COOKING WITH SEMEN

    50 DELICIOUS RECIPES

    SHAUN BOLT

  • Gram of Coke and a Pepsi

    Gram of Coke and a Pepsi

    I’d like a Pepsi.

    We have Coke.

    OK, I’ll take a gram of that and a Pepsi.

  • Pooh Pulled Pork Sandwich

    Pooh Pulled Pork Sandwich

    As much as Pooh missed Piglet, he really did enjoy that pulled pork sandwich.

  • Side Chick Food Truck

    Side Chick Food Truck

    “Hear me out – a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches. I’ll park it next to Chick-Fil-A and it’ll only be open on Sunday’s. I’ll call it Side Chick”