I give a shit about what you’re saying. No really. I give a shit. Here. Take this shit that I’m giving about what you’re saying.
Topic: language
Language jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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Never split an in-fucking-finitive
Never split an in-fucking-finitive.
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Weird how people always say something bad smells like raw
Weird how people always say something bad smells like raw sewage, as if cooked sewage doesn’t smell like shit.
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Why do they call them potholes, man? You can’t blame bud for
Why do they call them potholes, man? You can’t blame bud for that shit. *massive bong rip*
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Fuck it: Mouses, deers, fishes, gooses. There, I did it. It’s
Fuck it: Mouses, deers, fishes, gooses. There, I did it. It’s about time someone did.
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Camels call their feet “pussy wedgies
Camels call their feet “pussy wedgies.”
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“There’s a one letter difference between ‘heroes’ and ‘herpes,’
“There’s a one letter difference between ‘heroes’ and ‘herpes,’ so choose wisely, kids.” Why I’m not allowed to speak at schools anymore.
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Never Heard of Herbivore
I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
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25 Toy Horses Stable
BREAKING NEWS: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable.
KCCI NEWS 8
