You know you’re getting old when
you walk by 4 priests and you don’t even get a wink
Topic: sex
Dark sex jokes, adult memes, awkward hookups, bedroom disasters, and the kind of punchlines that should probably clear their browser history afterward.
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Just Found a Really Old Porno on VHS Called Head Cleaner
Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.
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When You Find Out Pornhub Now Offers a 30-Day Free Trial
When you find out Pornhub now offers a 30-day free trial
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I Didn’t Believe It When They Said We Already Had 8 Inches of Snow
I didn’t believe it when they said we already had 8 inches of snow had to check for myself.
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Cucumbers Are Really Good for Memory
Cucumbers are really good for memory.
I stuck one up my friend’s ass 3 years ago and he still remembers (It was consensual)
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Go Ahead, Masturbate at Denny’s
GO AHEAD, MASTURBATE AT Denny’s
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, ASK YOU TO LEAVE?
IN THIS ECONOMY?
