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Does Your Mom Count? – Heavy Machinery Interview

interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery?

guy: does your mom count?

interviewer: lmao fuck you’re hired

JUST 3 GAY GUYS STARING AT EACH OTHER

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THE MIDGET IS BACK

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SKIN TUESDAY

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SHE USED VASELINE TO GIVE ME A HANDJOB

I CAME 3 TIMES IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO WASH THE SHIT OFF

A finger in her ass will eliminate the gag reflex

This is science … you can’t debate it … just try it …

I don’t think my porn finished downloading.

They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.

I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the backdoor!”

Thinking back, I really should have run, but you don’t get offers like that every day.

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Did you know that when pigeons have sex they die?

Really?

Well the one I fucked did