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Topic: sexual innuendo
Sexual innuendo jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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My girlfriend’s favorite sexual thing is reverse cowgirl. First
My girlfriend’s favorite sexual thing is reverse cowgirl. First she farts repeatedly, then she eats beans from a can by the campfire.
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There is no “I” in “team,” but there are at least six eyes in a
There is no “I” in “team,” but there are at least six eyes in a Daisy Chain.
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I like to tease my boyfriend by telling him I’m about to get
I like to tease my boyfriend by telling him I’m about to get hot, wet and naked. Dork thinks I’m taking a shower when I’m actually attending a giant lesbian orgy.
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My two favorite things to do with my penis are peeing and
My two favorite things to do with my penis are peeing and ladies. What are YOUR two favorite things to do with my penis?
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If I was in a Native American Porn, my name would be Girl With
If I was in a Native American Porn, my name would be Girl With No Gag Reflex.
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If cannibal lesbians say they want to eat each other, is it sexy
If cannibal lesbians say they want to eat each other, is it sexy or threatening?
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According to that song, the waiting is the hardest part. I’m
According to that song, the waiting is the hardest part. I’m guessing that’s why they hire fluffers.
