I call my penis The Gun, because, honestly, it should probably be much more strictly regulated in order to prevent future tragedies.
Topic: sexual innuendo
Sexual innuendo jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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If cannibal lesbians say they want to eat each other, is it sexy
If cannibal lesbians say they want to eat each other, is it sexy or threatening?
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According to that song, the waiting is the hardest part. I’m
According to that song, the waiting is the hardest part. I’m guessing that’s why they hire fluffers.
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Funny, you’d think my boyfriend would’ve been *more* aroused
Funny, you’d think my boyfriend would’ve been *more* aroused when I emerged from the bathroom naked, purring that I wanted
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With its backward-curving fangs and quick-acting venom, the
With its backward-curving fangs and quick-acting venom, the Mexican tarantula is widely known for giving the animal kingdom’s worst blowjob.
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“Oh, the Places You’ll Go!” has a very different meaning for
“Oh, the Places You’ll Go!” has a very different meaning for those into scat.
