me: [absolutely killing it on harmonica]
taco bell cashier: are you gonna order
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me: [absolutely killing it on harmonica]
taco bell cashier: are you gonna order
I only seem to get sick on weekdays.
I must have a weekend immune system.

Can you perform under pressure?
No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody
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[First day as a cop]
Me: Suspect is dancing naked through downtown
Dispatch: Copy that
Me: I’ll try but i’m not much of a dancer