Until HR helped me clear things up, I had always assumed the sexual harassment clock didn’t start until *after* the job interview.
Topic: work
Work jokes, office memes, job interview disasters, coworker chaos, and professional suffering with just enough sarcasm to survive another meeting.
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Man, they are so strict at my new job.
Man, they are so strict at my new job. It’s constantly: “No personal calls,” “Don’t surf the Web,” “Put your pants back on.” I mean, who can work in an environment like that?
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I wonder if the clothing and shoe factories of Southeast Asia ever have “Take Your
I wonder if the clothing and shoe factories of Southeast Asia ever have “Take Your Parents to Work Day.”
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This customer service job would be a breeze if it weren’t for all these whiny, pushy,
This customer service job would be a breeze if it weren’t for all these whiny, pushy, complaining, help-me-now customers.
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I found out recently that few words are more powerful than “cleavage.”
I found out recently that few words are more powerful than “cleavage.” You can place it with 10,000 others in an employee review, and it’s still the only one your lawyers want to talk about.
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Attention, working men!
Attention, working men! The national research project to determine whether work gloves will fly out of the open bed of a moving pickup truck has now concluded. Please resume storing your gloves in the cab of your truck when driving, and thank you for your participation in this important and valuable study.
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Some guys just don’t know when to quit.
Some guys just don’t know when to quit. Personally, I’ve found that Thursdays work best for me. That way you can just pick up your last check on Friday and have a three-day weekend.
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I think I could be a Jedi, but so far, I can only get the Force to work on grocery-
I think I could be a Jedi, but so far, I can only get the Force to work on grocery- store doors and hand-towel dispensers.
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Often when I come in to work, I look around and ask myself, “Well, what’s gonna happen
Often when I come in to work, I look around and ask myself, “Well, what’s gonna happen today?”
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I ve been trying to hire an au pair for about six months now, but so far I haven’t been
I ve been trying to hire an au pair for about six months now, but so far I haven’t been able to find one willing to work for me. They all suspicious and question your motives when they find out you don’t have any children.
