Topic: work

Work jokes, office memes, job interview disasters, coworker chaos, and professional suffering with just enough sarcasm to survive another meeting.

  • Describe Yourself In One Word Hired

    Describe Yourself In One Word Hired

  • Verbally Also Prepared A Dance

    Verbally Also Prepared A Dance

  • Interview Biggest Weakness

    Interview Biggest Weakness

    Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?

    Me: I’d say my biggest weakness is listening.

  • Alexei Worst Mechanic

    Alexei Worst Mechanic

    This is Alexei, he’s responsible for the destruction of 30 Russian tanks. Alexei is the worst mechanic in the Russian army

  • Firefighter McBurney

    Firefighter McBurney

    There’s no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh…..

    Lieutenant Les McBurney Sun Prairie Fire Department

  • Riveting

    Riveting

    So, what do you do for work?

    I drill holes in sheets of metal.

    Then I use metal pins to connect said sheets of metal.

    Riveting…

  • Email Server Down

    Email Server Down

    SENDS COMPANY WIDE EMAIL

    INFORMING COWORKERS THAT EMAIL SERVER IS CURRENTLY DOWN.

  • Hotel Maids Feb 15

    Hotel Maids Feb 15

    SHOUT OUT TO THE HOTEL MAIDS

    THAT HAVE TO CHANGE SHEETS FEBRUARY 15TH

  • Hallmark Movie

    Hallmark Movie

    woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me

    her black friend: you need a MAN

    woman’s dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering without a baker for our town festivale

    woman: ok dad

    man: i harvest maple syrup for a living and make 2 dollars a year

    woman: :/

    man: will you harvest maple syrup with me…

    woman: i’ve decided i hate my job and i’m going to resign myself to making christmas tree ornaments in fuckberg for the rest of my life

  • Microsoft Office Pun

    Microsoft Office Pun

    Boss: How good are you at Power Point?

    Me: I Excel at it

    Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?

    Me: Word