Bait And Switch Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

I should have known that the way I learned to “dissemenate”

I should have known that the way I learned to “dissemenate” information at the porn conference wouldn’t work at the PTA meeting.

I really hate people who give TMI. I hate them more than all the

I really hate people who give TMI. I hate them more than all the bloody underwear I’ve throw in the trash on account of my oozing hemorrhoids.

I was slipping into my date’s drink, but it turns out they were

I was slipping into my date’s drink, but it turns out they were laxatives.

What a mess! I thought they were roofies

I picked my fiance’s wedding party very carefully: someone old,

I picked my fiance’s wedding party very carefully: someone old, someone new, someone borrowed and someone I blew.

My boyfriend thought it was really hot when I got high and sent

My boyfriend thought it was really hot when I got high and sent him pics of my vajajay.

You can’t tell a book by its cover, but thank GOD that’s not the

You can’t tell a book by its cover, but thank GOD that’s not the case with meth whores.

(Daina Schatz / @dsschatz) My wife promised me a hummer for my

(Daina Schatz / @dsschatz) My wife promised me a hummer for my birthday, so I was very disappointed to find a $50,000 SUV in my driveway.

My boyfriend got really excited when I whispered, “Someone’s

My boyfriend got really excited when I whispered, “Someone’s getting anal tonight.” Unfortunately for him, I was referring to his mom’s meticulousness in the kitchen.

What I did to that hooker last night was so epic, it’ll go down

What I did to that hooker last night was so epic, it’ll go down in the anals of history.

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