Delivery Style: bait and switch

Bait and switch joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

My two favorite things to do with my penis are peeing and

My two favorite things to do with my penis are peeing and ladies. What are YOUR two favorite things to do with my penis?
Sometimes when I’m having sex with my girlfriend, I imagine that

Sometimes when I’m having sex with my girlfriend, I imagine that I’m with another woman. Then again, so does she.
Sure, I robbed that bank. I heard that cute bank teller fingered

Sure, I robbed that bank. I heard that cute bank teller fingered lots of suspects in the past.
(b0nrmunky) When I got exhausted keeping up with my girlfriend’s

(b0nrmunky) When I got exhausted keeping up with my girlfriend’s desire for sex, she suggested bringing other guys into the bedroom to help, and I agreed. The problem is that she goes through so many of them, I get exhausted just watching.
I think getting Amanda Bynes alone would be the hard part.

I think getting Amanda Bynes alone would be the hard part. Convincing her my cock dispenses thorazine should be a piece of cake.
I made the mistake of shopping for a new bed with my wife. While

I made the mistake of shopping for a new bed with my wife. While the salesperson was more than happy to indulge her questions about “plushness” and “comfort,” all I received was blank stares when I voiced concerns about the bedframe’s durability when I’m ramming it home.
Funny, you’d think my boyfriend would’ve been *more* aroused

Funny, you’d think my boyfriend would’ve been *more* aroused when I emerged from the bathroom naked, purring that I wanted
I got my super power the same way Spider-Man did. Except instead

I got my super power the same way Spider-Man did. Except instead of my hand, I got bit on my cock. And instead of a radioactive spider, it was a cheap hooker. And my “power” is Hepatitis C. Other than that though, it’s exactly the same.
There was no way around it: The lump that appeared in my pants

There was no way around it: The lump that appeared in my pants was visible to everyone else in the meeting room. Thinking fast, I went “BAWK!”
When my boyfriend started calling me his Rose Garden, I thought

When my boyfriend started calling me his Rose Garden, I thought it was because I was sweet and smelled nice. Turns out it was because of all the little pricks I’ve had in my bush.