Delivery Style: bait and switch

Bait and switch joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • A 9-Volt Battery and an Asshole

    What does a 9-volt battery and an asshole have in common?

    If you lick it, and nothing happens, it’s probably dead.

  • Locking Your Keys in Your Car at an Abortion Clinic

    What’s more embarrassing than locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic?

    Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

  • Shower Sex

    I hate shower sex.

    It’s slippery, awkward, and one of the worst things about prison.

  • This Corner Available

    This Corner Available

    Oh look — this corner available. Your mom quit her job.

  • Sick Duck

    Sick Duck

    What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck and I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore.

  • Jesus Says Your Mom’s a Whore

    Jesus Says Your Mom’s a Whore

    Jesus says your mom’s a whore!

  • Your Mom and This Chicken

    Your Mom and This Chicken

    What’s the difference between your mom and this chicken? Your mom is a whore.

  • What To Do With Your Opinion

    What To Do With Your Opinion

    What To Do With Your Opinion

    1. Unwrap your opinion.

    2. Moisten your opinion with water or water-based lubricating jelly (such as KY Brand).

    3. Lie on your left side and bend your right knee up towards your chest. Gently push your opinion into your rectum so that is deep enough to not come out.

  • Friendship Anal

    Friendship Anal

    wonder if they did friendship anal also

    Friendship kiss between Russian and US soldier during WW2

  • Trumpets

    Trumpets

    John: *writes Revelations* Lord, the End is signaled by trumpets?

    God: No, Trump/Pence

    John: Right. Trumpets.

    God: Fine. They’ll know.