Danny Glover was just 41 when he decided he was getting too old for this shit. Let that sink in.
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Nothing’s More American
They say nothing’s more American than grabbing a hotdog, heading to the ballpark and watching nine guys from the Dominican Republic make magic on the field.
— Will Ferrell
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Pot holes should be more fun
If you break it down linguistically, pot holes should really be a lot more fun.
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It’s really easy to quit
I don’t know why people say, “It’s so hard to quit.” It’s really easy when it’s something you didn’t want to do in the first place.
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The dog won
If you’re casually walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s shit, the dog won.
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Kicking ass in the America’s Cup
A life-size Noah’s Ark is open to the public. I’m not sure if I believe the story about the ark kicking ass in the America’s Cup yacht races.
