One Liner Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

There is no “I” in “team,” but there are at least six eyes in a

There is no “I” in “team,” but there are at least six eyes in a Daisy Chain.

If I was in a Native American Porn, my name would be Girl With No Gag Reflex.

Sometimes when I’m having sex with my girlfriend, I imagine that I’m with another woman. Then again, so does she.

I call my penis The Gun, because, honestly, it should probably be much more strictly regulated in order to prevent future tragedies.

Finishing up my letter to the Penthouse Forum. Which has a better ring, “puss-stache” or “veard?”

(Marco C.) Got through a whole evening out without any inappropriate boners. I just hope I’m ready next time a boner is appropriate.

I’ve never understood the phrase “just for shits and giggles” because the two have always been mutually exclusive for me.

According to that song, the waiting is the hardest part. I’m guessing that’s why they hire fluffers.

“Slowly Encroaching Chocolate” is a level on Candy Crush Saga. It’s also a pretty fair descriptor for the state of my underwear.

I hate dating a pharmacist. He always puts stickers on me saying, “Not to be taken orally.”