Killing Black people is like saying the N-word…
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.
Delivery Style: One-liner
One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Sign Language
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
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Amish Rowboating
Do Amish boyfriends rowboat the girlfriend’s titties?
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Geometry Fetishes
People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.
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Parking fine
A traffic cop went to the trouble of leaving a note under the wipers to let me know I’d positioned my car correctly…
It said, “Parking fine.” So that was nice. -
A Ford Oar two-door
Ford should make a coupe and call it the Oar.
It’d be a Ford Oar two-door. -
He gave me a blank stair
When I told my contractor that I didn’t want any carpeted steps, he just gave me a blank stair.
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All of the seats were already taken
Unfortunately, I showed up late to the kleptomaniacs’ conference.
Needless to say, all of the seats were already taken.
