A lawyer’s favorite exercise is stretching one sentence into six billable pages.
Delivery Style: One-liner
One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Dark Humor: The Baby Float Recipe!
How do you make a dead baby float?
One can of root beer, one scoop of vanilla, and two scoops of dead baby.
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Rash Decisions: A Lesson from Allergies
I woke up to an allergic reaction spreading all over my body.
My instinct was to go straight to the doctor, but then I realized that one should never make rash decisions!
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Gators vs. Crocs: Timing is Everything!
What’s the difference between an alligator, and a crocodile?
One you will see later; the other after a while.
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Achieving a Smoking Hot Body: Cremation Humor!
I’ve decided that cremation is the only way I’m going to get a smoking hot body.
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Kidney Donation: Where Did You Get It?
I tried to donate a kidney but they kept asking where I got it from…
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Respectful Farewell or Evidence Elimination?
So when they burn a body at the crematorium, it’s “a respectful farewell to the departed.”
But when I do it, it’s “destroying evidence.”
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Too Many Samples: A Sperm Bank Tale
I got fired because my boss said I was handing out too many free samples.
That’s the last time I get a job at a sperm bank.
