Delivery Style: One-liner

One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • The Sting Operation

    Did you guys hear about the worldwide sting operation on people who mix drinks?

    Many of them are behind bars right now.

  • Bulldozer

    My wife is learning how to operate a bulldozer.

    I’m not going to stand in her way.

  • Make Up Sex

    They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.

  • Cock Fighting

    I just found out that cockfighting is done with chickens. That’s two years of training I’ll never get back.

  • Kinky vs. Perverted

    You know the difference between kinky and perverted?

    Kinky? Use a feather.

    Perverted? Use the whole chicken.

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  • Go Big or Go to Hell

    If it’s 1 or 1,000 sins, you’re still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend.

  • A Friendly Reminder

    A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.

  • A Hand Job From a Deaf Person Counts as Oral

    A Hand Job From a Deaf Person Counts as Oral

    A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

  • Sign Language

    A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.