I don’t really understand the popularity of this Pilate’s workout, but then, I’m not a very religious person. Hell, I didn’t even know he was a health nut.
Delivery Style: One-liner
One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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You don’t get any bigger than that
If I could be any concept, I would be infinity, ’cause man, you don’t get any bigger than that!
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Is it still considered a beef?
If two vegans are having an argument…
Is it still considered a beef?
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They’re calling it PaPal
Did you hear the Vatican is releasing an online payment system to absolve you of your sins?
They’re calling it PaPal. -
Refrain from dribbling again
My boss said he couldn’t talk because he was traveling.
I told him he probably needs to shoot or pass, and refrain from dribbling again.
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Now it’s a Ford Focus
I just dumped some Adderall in my Ford Fiesta’s gas tank…
Now it’s a Ford Focus. -
The thesaurus throat
I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
I’ve got the thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
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It didn’t have any engineers
Why couldn’t the engine hear?
It didn’t have any engineers.
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Every year it’s Dublin
Ireland’s capital is the fastest-growing city.
Every year it’s Dublin.
