My neighbor introduced his wife to me as his “better half.”
I returned the courtesy and introduced my wife as the “lesser of two evils.”
Delivery Style: One-liner
One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Kenya Believe It
My wife left me because I have an unhealthy obsession with Africa.
Kenya believe it?!
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Number Than Numb
English puns make me feel numb but math puns make me feel number.
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Words Cannot Describe How Much This Bugs Me
I keep forgetting the difference between etymology and entomology…
…and words cannot describe how much this bugs me.
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Seeing Someone on the Side
My buddy used to date a cross-eyed girl until he found out she was seeing someone on the side.
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On the One Hand But On the Other
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.
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It Tastes Like Ass
If you’ve never tried donkey meat, don’t bother.
It tastes like ass.
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Not Remotely Funny
I told a joke on a Zoom meeting and no one laughed.
It turns out I’m not remotely funny.
