Never date a chick that works at subway
She knows what 6 inches really looks like
Delivery Style: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Tyrannosaurus Shirt
Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt
Because of the short arms.
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Something I Dont Know
hmm.. lovely weather today
pft
tell me something I don’t know
your Grandma’s ass can take my whole fist..
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Jehovah Witness Working From Home
IF YOU GET AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT “KNOCK KNOCK”
DON’T OPEN IT
IT’S A JEHOVAH WITNESS WORKING FROM HOME
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Jokes About Unemployed People
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
But it doesn’t matter, none of them work.
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The Shower Drain
A young wife, freshly shaved, walks out of her bathroom into the master bedroom.
She lifts her teddy, revealing nothing underneath, licks her lips, winks, and says, “Sweetie, you know what this means, don’t you.”
Her young husband replies, “Yes, damn it, I am gonna have to spend all weekend unclogging the shower drain.”
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Drug Dealer vs. Hooker
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
