Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Sperm Bank Towel

    Sperm Bank Towel

    The moment you realize a sperm bank pays a shot……

    …and you have a towel worth $1800 at home

  • Grandpa Joe Golden Ticket

    Grandpa Joe Golden Ticket

    *lays in bed for some 20 odd years*

    *Grandson gets Golden ticket in candy bar*

    Grandpa Joe:

  • Monster In Bed Not Specific

    Monster In Bed Not Specific

    When you said you were a monster in bed, but didn’t get specific

  • Britain Colonised The Universe

    Britain Colonised The Universe

    When you realise everyone in the Marvel Universe speaks English, which means that Britain must’ve colonised the entire universe

    *Laughs in British*

  • One Shot Tequila Mcdonalds

    One Shot Tequila Mcdonalds

    Fuck it, one shot of tequila won’t hurt

    3 hours later:

    Man Kicked Out Of McDonalds For Putting His D*ck In A Burger And Yelling THIS IS REAL MEAT, YOU F*CKERS!

  • Likes It Rough

    Likes It Rough

    When she says she likes it rough but starts crying when you kick her in the head

  • Florida Decide Presidency

    Florida Decide Presidency

    We’re going to let you decide the presidency

    Florida:

  • Multiple Personality Anal

    Multiple Personality Anal

    Her. I have multiple personality disorder

    Him: Do any of them like anal?

  • 3.8 Billion Women Clean

    3.8 Billion Women Clean

    THERE ARE 3.8 BILLION WOMEN ON EARTH

    YOU THINK IT WOULD BE CLEAN BY NOW

  • That Was Patricia

    That Was Patricia

    When someone tells you how drunk you were last night

    That wasn’t me. That was Patricia.