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Shock value joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The Top 15 Rejected Cocktail Names
15. Harvey Ballbuster
14. Gin & Colonic
13. Slow Uncomfortable Spew
12. Scabby Mary
11. Sullen Masturbation on the Beach
10. Wrung-Out Bar Rag on the Rocks with a Twist
9. Bloody Navel
8. Blatant Reference to Sexual Activity
7. The Slutmaker
6. Sloe Comfortable Screw Up Against a Wall in Cancun Next to a Fat Dude Named Ramon Who Keeps Flicking Matches at Some Kids Poking a Dead Rat with a Stick They Found Underneath a ’57 T-Bird with a Dead Prostitute in the Trunk
5. Long Island Iced Pee
4. Screaming Hangover
3. Buttery Pimple
2. Elian on the Beach
1. Sex with Your Wife
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Tip for the guys: If you’re hung like a mouse, don’t get waxed;
Tip for the guys: If you’re hung like a mouse, don’t get waxed; the technician may mistake your member for an unusually tough pube.
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Rap version: If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning, I’d
Rap version: If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning, I’d hammer in the evening, All over this motherfucker.
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In MY version of “The Wizard of Oz,” the Wizard tosses the
In MY version of “The Wizard of Oz,” the Wizard tosses the Cowardly Lion a silken sack full of golden testicles and says, “Here, now you’ve got a pair, you big pussy!”
