When you accidentally snort
a drumstick 🍗
Delivery Style: statement
Statement joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Why Is There a Coyote on the Bus?
why is there a coyote on the bus?
probably because they can’t fucking
drive karen -
A Toddler’s Promise
My 3 year old asked how long he had
to wait until he could stop listening to
me. I told him he had to listen to me for
the rest of his life. He looked me dead
in the eyes and said, “I’ll listen to you
for the rest of YOUR life.” Toddlers are
cold-blooded, man. -
The CDC Says to Refrain From Handshakes
TV: The CDC says to refrain from
handshakes
Jeffery Dahmer: *stops blender*
Aww -
A Fun and Exciting Cereal
marketing: lets create a fun and
exciting cereal
executive: okay, go on
marketing: it’ll have cool colors and
fruity flavors
executive: omg yes
marketing: and rabbits can fuck right
off if they think they can have some -
A Doctor’s Diagnosis
Doc: looks like you’re pregnant
girl: i’m pregnant ?
Doc: no it just looks like you are
