When his dick stinks but he paid your rent
and took your kids to Chuck E Cheese…
Delivery Style: statement
Statement joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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High-Paying Professions
“MEN TEND TO CHOOSE HIGH
PAYING PROFESSIONS – LIKE
DOCTOR, ENGINEER, CEO,
ETC.,
WHILE WOMEN NATURALLY GO
TOWARD LOWER PAYING
CAREERS –
LIKE FEMALE DOCTOR, FEMALE
ENGINEER, AND FEMALE CEO.” -
Grandfather’s Last Words
I’ll never forget my grandfathers
last words:
“Stop shaking the ladder you little
cunt” -
Georgia Man Kept His Mother in a Freezer
GEORGIA MAN KEPT
DECEASED MOTHER IN
FREEZER FOR YEARS
FOR “CASUAL SEX”
Thats one cold mother fucker -
Dreaming of a White Christmas
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas this year. Not that I like snow, I just hate minority’s.
#WhiteChristmasMatters -
Men Are Better at Everything
Just to prove men are
better at everything….
We won
‘Woman of the Year’
Men are amazing. -
Mr Rogers Takes a Stand
Mr Rogers takes a stand against
racial inequality by inviting a black
man to the show (1969) -
When Your Parents Name You
When you wish your parents
understood English when they
named you
Màkunt Izichi
