I’m dating a half asian girl
her mom is korean
and her dad is also korean
her legs were ripped off in a car accident
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Dating a Half Asian Girl
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Goofy Has a Son
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.
Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
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I Have Never Been a Mourning Person
I have a friend who passed away recently and they are having the funeral at 7am. I’ve decided not to go… I have never been a mourning person.
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Won’t = Wo Not
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Don’t = Do not
Won’t = Wo not
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