Bet there’d be a lot less loose change on the ground if the saying went: “Find a penny, pick it up, And all the day you’ll get to fuck.”
Delivery Style: wordplay
Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I lost a bundle wagering on porn the other day. Take my advice
I lost a bundle wagering on porn the other day. Take my advice and don’t bet against the spread.
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My boyfriend’s diabetes is so bad that when I dressed as Candy
My boyfriend’s diabetes is so bad that when I dressed as Candy the Stripper for Halloween, he refused to eat me.
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This DVD box says, “The Director’s Cut.” Why the fuck should *I*
This DVD box says, “The Director’s Cut.” Why the fuck should *I* care what his penis looks like?
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Snap-On Tools should expand their line to include sex toys. They
Snap-On Tools should expand their line to include sex toys. They already have the name and all.
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I’m guessing the reason it’s called a “staff meeting” is because
I’m guessing the reason it’s called a “staff meeting” is because of that guy in accounting who always seems to be playing with himself while he shows us his presentations.
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If whores were given performance reviews, I’ll bet “You REALLY
If whores were given performance reviews, I’ll bet “You REALLY sucked” would be positive feedback.
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Ask all you want, but I ain’t showing you my Chanukah Bush
Ask all you want, but I ain’t showing you my Chanukah Bush.
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If I ever get cast for a reality show, I’m going to dub myself
If I ever get cast for a reality show, I’m going to dub myself “The Predicament,” because I bring that added element of suspenseful mischief. Plus, much like Snooki, it has a “dic” in it.
