I just dumped some Adderall in my Ford Fiesta’s gas tank…
Now it’s a Ford Focus.
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Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Now it’s a Ford Focus
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Watching a live stream
Why did the woman bring a remote control to the lake?
She was watching a live stream.
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He had squatter’s rights
Why didn’t the personal trainer get kicked out of his apartment?
He had squatter’s rights.
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A slipper
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper.
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A gardener hoes his beets
What’s the difference between a gardener and a pimp?
A gardener hoes his beets.
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He was gladiator
What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing. He was gladiator.
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A meth head actor
What do you call an actor who’s addicted to meth?
A meth-head actor.
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A waist of time
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
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He couldn’t complain
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.
He said he couldn’t complain.
