“Dad, why don’t eggs tell jokes?”
Because they’d crack each other up.
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It doesn’t matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.
My wife said, “I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis.”
I replied, “That’s 15-love.”
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face…
Just when I thought I’d get a break from my day job as a prostitute by going to the dentist, I realized I was actually paying *him* to shove his throbbing tool in my mouth.
I don’t really understand the popularity of this Pilate’s workout, but then, I’m not a very religious person. Hell, I didn’t even know he was a health nut.
I’d never make it on one of those “Survivor” shows. Every time I think about eating something like caterpillars, I start to get butterflies in my stomach.
When I first met Richard Peter Johnson, he seemed like a decent guy, but he turned out to be a complete prick.
I’m starting a vibrator repair service.
I’m calling it “Inspect Her Gadget.”