Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open Windows in space.
Delivery Style: wordplay
Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Linux: The Only Option for Spacebound Astronauts!
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Bagel Escape? Lox To The Rescue!
How do you keep your bagel from getting away?
You put lox on it. -
Eyes Wide Open: A Unique Surgery Success
Went to school with a guy who was born without eyelids. He underwent surgery where they circumcised him and used the foreskin to create natural looking eyelids. The operation was a success.
He still looks a little cockeyed though.
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Making Every Second Count in Toyland!
I just got a job making toy Dracula dolls.
There’s only 1 other employee, so I have to make every second count. -
Sikh Sense: Intuition at Its Best!
What do you call someone in India with great intuition?
Sikh sense. -
Stairs: Always Up to Something!
I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.
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Flapaccino: The Female Teabag Twist
What do you call the female version of teabagging?
A flapaccino
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Loophole Lust: Aroused by Legal Technicalities
What about the guy who was aroused by loopholes in the law?
He got off on a technicality.
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Banana Affair: The Peeling Verdict!
Did you hear about the man who was found guilty of having sex with a banana?
He got off on a peel.
