A bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve time travelers here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.
What do you call the female version of teabagging?
A flapaccino
What about the guy who was aroused by loopholes in the law?
He got off on a technicality.
Did you hear about the man who was found guilty of having sex with a banana?
He got off on a peel.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic’s Association.
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO