Format: dialogue

Dialogue comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Dad I’m Over Here

    My dad said, “Son, if you masturbate too much you’ll go blind.”

    And I was like, “Dad, I’m over here.”

  • Anaesthetist You Have To Find Me

    Anaesthetist You Have To Find Me

  • Are You Comfortable With Nudity

    Are You Comfortable With Nudity

  • Rain Got Me All Wet

    Rain Got Me All Wet

  • Not Pay Off My Student Debt

    A college student is walking on the beach when he finds a magic lamp with a genie inside.

    So the college student says, “I want to be the richest man in the world.”

    The genie snaps his fingers and responds, “Sure. You now have a billion dollars.”

    The college student frowns and says, “That’s great and all, but I said the richest man in the world, not pay off my student debt.”

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  • Want To Fuck Her Badly

    Want To Fuck Her Badly

  • Santa Claus Hot Girl Mask

    Santa Claus Hot Girl Mask

  • Verbally Also Prepared A Dance

    Verbally Also Prepared A Dance

  • Do You Have Any Grapes

    A duck walks into a bar, and he asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?” And the bartender replies, “No,” so the duck leaves.

    The next day the duck comes back into the bar and asks again, “Do you have any grapes?” So the bartender says, “No, this is a bar,” and the duck leaves.

    So the next day the duck comes back to the bar and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” And the bartender says, “Look, you stupid duck, this is a bar. We sell alcohol. No produce, no fruit, and no grapes. If you come back in here again and ask for grapes, I will nail your little webbed feet to the floor. Got it?”

    So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes back into the bar and asks, “Do you have any nails?” And the bartender says, “No.” And then the duck says, “Great, so do you have any grapes?”

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  • Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day

    For a wedding gift, a guy decides to tattoo his wife’s name on his penis…

    When erect, it proudly reads “Wendy” on the side of his shaft, but when soft it only shows “Wy”.

    While on his honeymoon in the Caribbean, he is using the bathroom and notices the guy in the urinal next to him also has a “Wy” on his penis.

    He then asks the guy if his wife is named Wendy. The guy replies in a Jamaican accent: “No man, why do you ask?”

    The husband then explains that he noticed the Wy on his penis and shared that he also has Wy on his and then when erect it says “Wendy”. The stranger then said: “When I have a hard on it says ‘Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.’”

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