Format: dialogue
Dialogue comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The Egg Timer
This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. As I walked in, she turned to me and said, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought, “This is my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, I didn’t waste any time at all — I gave her a banging right on the kitchen table!
Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”
She giggled, “The egg timer’s broken.”
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Jesus: How Do You Celebrate My Resurrection? So There’s This Huge Fuckin Bunny
Jesus: how do you guys celebrate my resurrection?
me: uhh..
Jesus: something cool right?
me:
Jesus:
me: so there’s this huge fuckin bunny
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What Do People Call the Day I Was Crucified? Good Friday. What the FUCK.
What do people call the day I was crucified?
Good Friday.
Yeah, we call it Good Friday!
What the FUCK.
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What Makes You Think We’re Having Sex Tonight? I’m Stronger Than You.
What makes you think we’re having sex tonight?
I’m stronger than you.
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My Client Is Trapped Inside a Penny – He’s in a Cent – You’re Going to Jail With Him
Lawyer: my client is trapped inside a penny
Judge: what?
Lawyer: he’s in a cent
Judge: you’re going to jail with him
@baptain_brunch
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I’m a Doctor in Mathematics – My Friend Is Dying – Minus One
– Do you have a doctor here?
– yes, I’m.
– What’s your specialty?
– I’m a doctor in Mathematics.
– My friend is dying.
– Minus one.
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It’s Really Muggy Out – I’m Leaving You – Sips Coffee From Bowl
Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave
ME: honey, it’s really muggy out today
WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving u
ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
