Where is the best place to sell a used chess set?
At a pawn shop.
Format: question and answer
Question and answer comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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At the Finnish Line
Where did the Helsinki marathon end?
At the Finnish line.
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They Both Come in Olive Oil
What does Popeye and a can of sardines have in common?
They both come in olive oil.
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You Guys Have No Life
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow, you guys have no life.
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It Depends on Whos in the Will
Why do baby diapers have names like “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers,” while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”?
When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em, Hug’em and Pamper’em. When old people crap in their pants, it “Depends” on who’s in the will!
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Is a Finger in the Ass Really Necessary
We have X-rays to see bones, ultrasounds to see babies, and an MRI to see the brain.
Is a finger in the ass really necessary for a prostate exam?
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Brunette Jokes
What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.What’s a brunette’s mating call?
“Has the blonde left yet?”Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
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How Many Men Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
Four — one to actually change it and three friends to brag to about how he screwed it.
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Dumb Men Jokes Volume 4
Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren’t affectionate out of bed.What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.Why don’t men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don’t talk.What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift?
Exchange him.Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract.Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time.What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.What’s the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken, and the ones that are left are handicapped.
