Format: question and answer

Question and answer comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Medium and Rare

    Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

    A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

  • You Can’t Milk a Cow for 2,000 Years

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    Content note: religion-targeted insult humor. Review before publishing.

    What’s the difference between a cow and a crucifixion?

    You can’t milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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  • The Condom Flew Across the Room

    Why did the condom fly across the room?

    Because it got really pissed off.

  • Eating a Vegetable

    Q: What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

    A: Putting her back into her wheelchair.

  • Duct Tape and a Gerbil

    Why do you have to wrap duct tape around a gerbil?

    So that it doesn’t explode when you sodomize it.

  • Dogs Chase Cars

    What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

    The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

  • Caviar and a Blowjob

    What’s the difference between caviar and a blowjob?

    No difference — you don’t get either of them at home!

  • Yeehaw or Heeyaw

    I need to know something: Is it “Yeehaw” or “Heeyaw”? I’m riding in my first rodeo and don’t want to sound like a total idiot.

  • Sofishticated

    What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

    Sofishticated.

  • Never Start Off on the Wrong Foot

    Why is a double amputee happier than an able-bodied person?

    Because they never start off on the wrong foot.