Format: screenshot

Screenshot comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Because of the short arms.

  • Wet Tshirt Contest Hard

    Wet Tshirt Contest Hard

    Me *swallowing 4th wet t-shirt* this contest is hard

  • Republican Replacement Obamacare

    Republican Replacement Obamacare

    Say what you will about Donald Trump, but injecting bleach and shining sunlight up our butts is the most detailed Republican replacement for Obamacare I’ve heard so far.

  • Kissed In Sleep Prison

    Kissed In Sleep Prison

    being kissed in your sleep is.. like.. the purest form of love

    Unless you are home alone

    Or in prison.

  • One Shot Tequila Mcdonalds

    One Shot Tequila Mcdonalds

    Fuck it, one shot of tequila won’t hurt

    3 hours later:

    Man Kicked Out Of McDonalds For Putting His D*ck In A Burger And Yelling THIS IS REAL MEAT, YOU F*CKERS!

  • Florida Decide Presidency

    Florida Decide Presidency

    We’re going to let you decide the presidency

    Florida:

  • Airwrecka McBride

    Airwrecka McBride

    I’ve been spelling Erica wrong my entire life.

    AIRWRECKA McBRIDE – PARENT

  • Constipated Memory

    Constipated Memory

    Constipated woman ‘lost 10 years of memory’ after straining too hard on toilet

    me coming out of the chipotle bathroom:

    I have no memory of this place.

  • Worm Early Birds

    Worm Early Birds

    if I was a worm I’d sleep in and make those early birds feel so fuckin dumb

  • Wheel Of Fortune Buy An I

    Wheel Of Fortune Buy An I

    WHEEL OF FORTUNE

    IS IT BAD THAT I LAUGH WHEN THIS GUY SAYS “I’D LIKE TO BUY AN I”