Me when I realize I should have used my stimulus check on bills instead of midget hookers with pink wigs
Someday I’ll learn.
Format: screenshot
Screenshot comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Gender Pay Gap Flipped
This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men
We’re losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing
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Depressed And Miserable
Last year I was miserable and depressed but this year I turned that shit around so I’m depressed and miserable now
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Reaching In Backpack
when the white kid in class getting roasted and starts reaching in his backpack
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Adios Card
Can you grab a card on the way home? My coworker’s mom died
Loss of Loved One
ADIOS!
Loss of Loved One
what the fuck is wrong with you?
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White Man Robbing Store
Creat a picture of a white man robbing a store
(AI generated a man wearing all white clothing)
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Dear God Most Likely Yes
OFFICER: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers
DETECTIVE: dear god
OFFICER: most likely yes
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Roland the Farter
Imagine farting so good that the King gives you a 30 acre estate.
Imagine someone farting so good, that you’re reading about them right now, 900 years later.
Roland the Farter – a medieval flatulist who lived in twelfth-century England. Given Hemingstone manor in Suffolk and 12 hectares (30 acres) of land in return for his services as a jester for King Henry II. Each year he was obliged to perform “Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum” (one jump, one whistle, and one fart) for the King’s court at Christmas.
