Format: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Trampolines Disguised as Prayer Mats

    I recently opened a company selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.

    Prophets are going through the roof.

  • The Bar Menu

    A man walks into a bar.

    Upon sitting down, a busty blonde waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food.

    He looks up at the menu above the bar.

    It says, “Hot Dog $2, Cheeseburger $5, Handjob $10.”

    He asks the waitress, “Miss, are you the one who gives the handjobs?”

    She winks and replies, “Why, yes, I am.”

    He says, “Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.”

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  • I Told My Wife I Wanted to Be Cremated

    I told my wife I wanted to be cremated.

    She made an appointment for Tuesday.

  • I Accidentally Drank a Bottle of Invisible Ink

    I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night.

    I’m in the hospital now, waiting to be seen.

  • Why SeaWorld Closed

    Why did SeaWorld close?

    It was being reporpoised.

  • Why David Hasselhoff Started Going by “the Hoff”

    Why did David Hasselhoff start going by just “the Hoff”?

    It was less hassle.

  • Afternoon Tea With Cannibals

    Two cannibal friends are sitting together over afternoon tea.

    One looks across the table and asks, “Hey, I heard you and your boyfriend had a massive argument last night?”

    “Oh, absolutely,” she replies. “It was dreadful.”

    “So, where do things stand between you two now?”

    She pauses, takes a delicate sip from her teacup, and says, “Well… right now, I’m just letting him stew.”

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  • My Best Friend In Bed

    I came home and found my wife in bed with my best friend!

    She was stroking him, and he was licking her!

    I did what any red-blooded man would do under such circumstances.

    I rolled up a newspaper, bopped him on the nose with it, and yelled:

    “Bad dog! BAD dog!”

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  • Reminiscing With an Old School Friend

    I was reminiscing with an old school friend the other day.

    I said, “Do you remember when the sun would rise in the morning and set in the evening?”

    He said, “Ahhh, those were the days…”

  • Pile of Wet Jeans by the Riverbank

    I heard there was a pile of wet jeans left by the riverbank.

    So I drove my Chevy to the Levi’s, but the Levi’s were dry.