Format: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Knitting and Vitamins: Baby’s Best Starts!

    So there are these three pregnant women in the OB-GYN’s waiting room: a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, all knitting baby sweaters.

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    So they knit and they knit and they knit. Then the redhead pops a pill. The other two gasp.

    “It’s OK,” the redhead says. “This is just calcium. I want my baby to have strong bones.”

    So they knit and they knit and they knit. Then the brunette pops a pill. The other two gasp.

    “It’s OK,” the brunette says. “This is just vitamin C. I want my baby to have a strong immune system.”

    So they knit and they knit and they knit. Then the blonde pops a pill. The other two gasp.

    “It’s OK,” the blonde says. “This is just thalidomide. I can’t get the arms on this sweater right.”

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  • Doctor’s Exam: A Hands-On Approach!

    A guy goes to the doctor, and the doctor says, “I don’t know how to tell you this, but you need to stop masturbating.”

    The guy says, “Why?”

    And the doctor says, “So I can examine you.”

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  • Gorilla Pranks Lion: Jungle’s Wildest Tale!

    A gorilla spots a lion bent over a stream taking a drink. He sneaks up behind him, does his thing, and takes off running. Furious, the lion chases him through the jungle.

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    The gorilla gets ahead and runs into a safari camp, quickly throws on some khakis, grabs a newspaper, and sits by the fire pretending to read.

    Moments later, the lion bursts into camp, roaring, “Did anyone see a gorilla run through here?”

    Without looking up, the gorilla says, “You mean the one that fucked the lion up the ass?”

    The lion gasps, “Oh my god! It’s in the paper already?!”

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  • A pain in the ass

    My wife and I tried anal.
    She loved it, but for me, it was a pain in the ass.

  • Best wingman ever

    I asked my best friend to be my wingman and boast about me while I was talking to a girl I like.
    It backfired horribly when he told her I’m the best sex he ever had.

  • Family Secrets at the Strip Club!

    A boy came home one afternoon and informed his mom that he had gone into the strip club.

    This made his mom angry. She asked her son, “Well, did you see anything that you weren’t supposed to see?”

    The boy replied, “Yes, I saw Dad!”

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  • Say fuck at the same time

    How do you get 29 nice old ladies to say fuck at the same time?
    Have the 30th nice old lady say, “Bingo!”

  • BINGO

    What has 75 balls and fucks old ladies?
    BINGO.

  • Back at work tomorrow

    A morgue worker died today.
    But he’ll be back at work tomorrow.

  • Here comes the second one

    How do terrorists feed their children?
    “Here comes the airplane.”
    “Here comes the second one.”