It’s a wonder we haven’t yet heard about Kevin Bacon being involved in some sordid love hexagon.
Format: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I’ve always been sort of cynical but it’s been getting worse.
I’ve always been sort of cynical but it’s been getting worse. Now whenever I see that a whole bunch of people died somewhere, my first thought is always, “plenty more where that came from.”
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Of course, when the Jell-O hits the fan, everybody wants to take credit for it.
Of course, when the Jell-O hits the fan, everybody wants to take credit for it.
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Your Tuesday so fat, Monday and Wednesday gotta scoot over a couple hours.
Your Tuesday so fat, Monday and Wednesday gotta scoot over a couple hours.
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Taliban at 3 o’clock?
Taliban at 3 o’clock? So why all the shouting — it’s only 10:30!
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I’m pretty sure hotel room service maids fold the toilet paper into a pointed wedge to
I’m pretty sure hotel room service maids fold the toilet paper into a pointed wedge to make it easier for me to reach my buttcrack.
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I couldn’t find any lip balm, so I used hand cream instead.
I couldn’t find any lip balm, so I used hand cream instead. My lips feel better, but now when I talk it sounds like a round of applause.
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You know you have been married a while when Date Night involves getting a sitter for the
You know you have been married a while when Date Night involves getting a sitter for the kids so you can shop at Restoration Hardware until it closes.
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Now, how to *dissolve* a problem like Maria — that’s just basic chemistry.
Now, how to *dissolve* a problem like Maria — that’s just basic chemistry.
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Being the only dude in a house full of gals means I am forced to record “This Old House”
Being the only dude in a house full of gals means I am forced to record “This Old House” and watch it alone, late at night after everyone else has gone to bed. Much like porn.
