Format: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

I cried because I had no penis, until I met a woman who had no

I cried because I had no penis, until I met a woman who had no vagina. And we lived happily ever after in her Malibu Dream House.
Give a woman a fish and she’ll eat for a day. Tell her that she

Give a woman a fish and she’ll eat for a day. Tell her that she *smells* like fish and you’ll be wanking for months.
I got even with my ex-wife for dumping me for a guy with a

I got even with my ex-wife for dumping me for a guy with a bigger penis; I dumped HER for a woman with a MASSIVE vagina!
I am no longer called a serial masturbator since I threw out my

I am no longer called a serial masturbator since I threw out my Cap’n Crunch vibrator.
Evidently, some guys consider less-than-manly the idea of a man

Evidently, some guys consider less-than-manly the idea of a man making lunch for his wife before he leaves for work. At least that would explain the snickering when I told my co-workers that I tossed my wife’s salad this morning.
My boyfriend thought it’d be hot if I went out in public without

My boyfriend thought it’d be hot if I went out in public without wearing a bra. From all of the stares I got, I’m thinking maybe I should have at least worn a shirt.
I kind of understand my long-distance girlfriend’s sudden

I kind of understand my long-distance girlfriend’s sudden decision to want to sleep with local guys when I’m not around. Her desire to sleep with them when I *am* around is more troubling.
All of a sudden, my girlfriend is willing to try all sorts of

All of a sudden, my girlfriend is willing to try all sorts of stuff in bed that she’s never been interested in before. Woohoo! I’ve been waiting forever for– hey, what the hell?!?
I’m really pissed off. I picked up a guy from Craigslist, got

I’m really pissed off. I picked up a guy from Craigslist, got off, and dropped him at the bus stop after giving him $2 — and he never gave me back my change!
You’d think my girlfriend would be more open to anal sex,

You’d think my girlfriend would be more open to anal sex, considering she’s thoroughly enjoyed my kissing her ass all these years.