If a Method Actor is starring in a film about a Method Actor, does he get caught in a time paradox?
Format: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I’m not addicted to my smartphone.
I’m not addicted to my smartphone. I can stop anytime the battery runs out.
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As I get older, I am starting to appreciate the messages I get from my Dad, particularly
As I get older, I am starting to appreciate the messages I get from my Dad, particularly since I know it likely took him a half-hour to type out that text.
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I kind of have a problem with women breastfeeding in public.
I kind of have a problem with women breastfeeding in public. I mean, shouldn’t you be weaned by the time you’re a grown woman?
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Food is great.
Food is great. Shove it one of the holes on the front of your gob. If it isn’t great, just try another hole. You’ll know when you hit it.
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I don’t know what to put in the moat: Alligators or a lady who was trying to return
I don’t know what to put in the moat: Alligators or a lady who was trying to return something she paid full price for without no receipt.
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If a half-truth is a whole lie, a whole truth is two whole lies.
If a half-truth is a whole lie, a whole truth is two whole lies.
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Discussing Unbalanced Population Growth
When discussing the global effects of unbalanced population growth, let’s remember that for some people, bucket seats mean birth control.
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If There’s One Thing I Can’t Stand, It’s Intolerance
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.
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My Possessions No Longer Possess Me
My possessions no longer possess me. They sold me to a new owner last week.
