An old man goes to the urologist to talk about having another child.
The doctor says, “Do you know your sperm count?”
The old man replies, “I didn’t know they could do math!”
Format: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Blacksmith Dog
I trained my dog to be a blacksmith.
He made a bolt for the door.
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French Fries
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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Disgruntled Employee
For the Halloween party at work this year, I went as a disgruntled employee.
The costume was simple: all I had to do was wear my regular clothes and improve my attitude.
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Nine Volt Battery
What’s the difference between a nine-volt battery and a butthole?
Everyone knows not to stick their tongue on a nine-volt battery.
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In a Nutshell
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
