Format: short form

Short form comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

(R.M. Weiner) “Gimme a pack of boners.” -me, talking to my

(R.M. Weiner) “Gimme a pack of boners.” -me, talking to my doctor about Cialis
Fuck it: Mouses, deers, fishes, gooses. There, I did it. It’s

Fuck it: Mouses, deers, fishes, gooses. There, I did it. It’s about time someone did.
My Uncle Larry once told me that you knew you had a good strong

My Uncle Larry once told me that you knew you had a good strong penis if you could lift weights with it. At least, that’s how I explained the whole bowling ball/SuperGlue incident to the ER staff.
I thought my goldfish would thank me for the pizza crusts but

I thought my goldfish would thank me for the pizza crusts but they just got all wobbly like they didn’t give a fuck.
I can say “Go die in a fire, you piece of trash” but not “I

I can say “Go die in a fire, you piece of trash” but not “I fucking love these Froot Loops.”
When I take a shit on a Tuesday I call it doing a Number Tue.

When I take a shit on a Tuesday I call it doing a Number Tue. Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all weak.
I can’t believe how spicy this peppered Italian salami is! I

I can’t believe how spicy this peppered Italian salami is! I could only get it halfway up my ass before I gave up.
Is “gangbang” one word or two? I’m writing a letter to try and

Is “gangbang” one word or two? I’m writing a letter to try and get out of jury duty and I don’t wanna sound stupid.
“Thanks for coming!” *escorts houseguests out *closes door

“Thanks for coming!” *escorts houseguests out *closes door *returns to living room *releases 45 second fart
Hi kids. In case you’re wondering what it’s like to be an adult,

Hi kids. In case you’re wondering what it’s like to be an adult, my mom called and yelled at me for typing “fuck” on the Internet. I’m 38.