What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Format: short form
Short form comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Never Forget: A Witty Reminder
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you’d never forget!!! -
Deadly Green Furry Pool Table Surprise!
What’s green and furry and has four legs and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you’ll die?
A pool table. -
Post-Intimacy: A Robot’s Nuts and Bolts!
What does a robot do after sex?
Nuts and Bolts. -
Snoop’s Brown Rhymes: The Dre Connection!
What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre -
Two hunters
Two hunters were out in the woods when one of them suddenly collapsed.
The other grabbed his phone, called emergency services, and yelled, “Help! We were out hunting, and I think my buddy’s dead! What do I do?!”
The operator said calmly, “All right, sir. First, make sure he’s dead.”
There was a pause… then two gunshots.
The hunter came back on the line and said, “Okay — now what?”
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C Is for the Pirate’s True Love
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might be tempted to say “Arrrrrrr” but a pirate’s first love is the C. -
Nuns on Wheels: Cobblestone Confessions!
Two nuns were riding their bikes to church.
One of them says “I’ve never come this way before”.
The other replied “it’s the cobblestones.”
