September 1st, 1939 (colorized) Hitler playing his first video games that caused him to be violent and start WW2.
Joke Type: absurdist
Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Angry Raccoon
angry raccoon
When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.
After a visit to the zoo, I felt compelled to give my girl the angry raccoon.
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Fish Mr Brightside
I’m comin’ out of the lake and I’ve been doin’ just fine, gotta gotta get out because I wanna walk.
Started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?
I was only a fish, I was only a fish.
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Tyrannosaurus Shirt
Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt
Because of the short arms.
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Beat A Motherfucker With Another Motherfucker
I’LL BEAT A MOTHERFUCKER….
WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER!!!
